Today a woman ordered ice cream from her local Mr Whippy, it was mint chocolate flavoured on a warm 25-degree day. Witnesses report the woman was tucking into her lunchtime treat with much gusto. Upon catching up with the woman she has reported:
“The ice cream was very nice, just the thing I needed after the week of my Mothers funeral. Which was made increasingly more difficult after discovering my husband’s adultery for the fifth time. Yes, I know Roger! Anyway, I really enjoyed the combination of chocolate and mint in this ice cream as its pretty much the only thing I can eat as my battle with throat cancer continues. I think I will treat myself to another one today after my boss fires me for being late to work because I needed to visit my son in the hospital who recently had a heroin overdose. Thank you to Mr Whippy for giving me such a fun dessert.”
The ice cream dealer has done well as the woman seems to have really enjoyed her ice cream, she says she may try rum and raisin next time.